Sports Day Pillows

The best PE teacher in the World.

Swimming Champion.

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

Sports Day at the Monastery

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Your start in the egg and spoon race can be improved...

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Is this your first sack race?'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'They're not even real, Miss!'

Grandparents' 3-Legged Race.

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Egg and spoon race.

"I wouldn't worry too much. She blitzed the field in the three legged race."

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'The egg and spoon was a DISASTER they eat ALL the eggs!'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'