Starting A New Sport Gifts

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Future Wrestler

'I feel silly jumping for a dropped ball.'

'Here we go again...'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Perils of the double play.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

Olympics create interest in curling.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Mr. Reynolds can't go out to play until he wraps up the Walderson contract."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!