First Sports Practice Gifts

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

Football Fans

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Four children playing the flute.

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Love at First Sight.

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Here we go again...'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Future Wrestler

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Olympics create interest in curling.

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'It's a Marimba!'

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.