Sports Preparation Gifts

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

The best PE teacher in the World.

Golf lessons

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

The synchronized shower event.

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

It's just a bad bruise. Field hockey balls can do damage. We'll have the doctor take a quick look. Quick?! It's rush hour! We're moving fine. Just wait. It's the 4:45 pm fall sports traffic jam. Next # 147. The doctors are: In out in in.

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

I'm going to sports camp this summer. Same. Tap tap tap. My parents think it'll help me make varsity. That'll get me into college. Same. Tap tap tap tap tap. Got him! Nice move. Too bad we can't letter in video games.

Table Tennis Cheat

'Wait! Stick him back in the freezer. Coach changed his mind. He wants us to warm up a lefty.'

"You killed it, you clean it."

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

Fencing class 2nd floor.

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke