Sports Training Gifts

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

'Here's the problem, this wall is made out velcro.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

"The tricky part comes when I try it without the training wheels."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

Overjumpers

Muscles

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Shake! Good Dog."

Bench Press Accident