Sports Training Buff Gifts

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

Golfing Boss

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Football

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Keep Fit.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Vendor selling testosterone.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"How much could your mother bench?"

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'Will that be coach?'

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."