Sports Preparation Pillows

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

The best PE teacher in the World.

Golf lessons

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

Fun with Ned-Ball.

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

The synchronized shower event.

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'Don't worry about the loss. At 143.75, if you gain 3 ounces, we can try for the light junior welter super bantam title.'

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"Pretty good, but you're still slicing. Shorten your backswing and start down with your left hip."

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

Table Tennis Cheat

'Wait! Stick him back in the freezer. Coach changed his mind. He wants us to warm up a lefty.'

"You killed it, you clean it."

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

Fencing class 2nd floor.

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

'Coach, are you done with the parents yet?'