Game Preparation Pillows

"You killed it, you clean it."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Church for sports worshipers.

Exam

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Examinations.

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

American Football.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'Talk to my lawyer.'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

"Let's go slider, fastball, curve, beanball, fight, ejection, shower, beer."