Sporting Event Preparation Pillows

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

A day at the races

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A man cheers

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Penguin suit fitting.

Strive to win!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Extra Long-jump

Carlo Ancelotti

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Iron Man Contest

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Boxer's Hair Styles.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Two please. A batsman and a bowler.'