Sports Event Organizer Pillows

'Business has doubled since we organized that women's beach volleyball tournament across the street.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Face painting by numbers.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Sloth 10K.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Strive to win!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

Extra Long-jump

Carlo Ancelotti

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'