Event Organization Pillows

'Help me, Mom I need help!'

How's the wedding planning going? Oh no. Invitations late, caterer not booked, flowers all wrong, dressdoesn'tfitatall. Bride down! Hate the cake.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'I sent out for everything.'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Create some buzz!

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

A day at the races

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Networking

Face painting by numbers.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

A man washing a mascot costume

The devil you know and his plus one

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Canape?

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.