Organizing An Event Pillows

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Face painting.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

A day at the races

Networking

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Face painting by numbers.

Canape?

A man washing a mascot costume

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

The devil you know and his plus one

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night

Trade Show Sherpas