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Birthday Party Supplies: Plates, Cups, Decorations, Games, Aspirin, Ibuprofen.

'I sent out for everything.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Create some buzz!

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

A day at the races

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Networking

Canape?

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

The devil you know and his plus one

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

A man washing a mascot costume

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

The Streets - Night

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Trade Show Sherpas

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Wedding disaster #27.