Getting Ready For An Event Pillows

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Penguin suit fitting.

Sloaney Pony.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Create some buzz!

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

The devil you know and his plus one

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Trade Show Sherpas

Wedding disaster #27.

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

Wine Pyramid

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Wedding Fayre

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'Who's pumped about this meeting?!'