Sporting Event Pillows

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

'We ran out of cups.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Tension filled the tent.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A man cheers

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Strive to win!

A prehistoric football match.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'Here we go again...'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Extra Long-jump

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

High Jump