Sport Events Pillows

'I see they've found a chap to clean up the track - so why not the country's streets, roads and lanes?'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

A man cheers

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Strive to win!

A prehistoric football match.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

High Jump

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Stop with racism in sport!

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Foreigner ready for the hunt

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'