Annual Sports Events Pillows

A prehistoric football match.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Go team!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

Raheem Sterling

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Vendor selling testosterone.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

American Football.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Strive to win!

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."