Sporting Events Pillows

'Dropping From A Height In A Vacuum event.'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

Race starter shooting Cameraman with starting gun

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Golf Course - Quiet Please - "Just for a few minutes Miss."

Chi Kick

'Kill the ref.'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Tension filled the tent.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

A man cheers

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Strive to win!

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

A prehistoric football match.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Extra Long-jump

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

High Jump

Stop with racism in sport!