Sporting Events Gifts

'Dropping From A Height In A Vacuum event.'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

Race starter shooting Cameraman with starting gun

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Golf Course - Quiet Please - "Just for a few minutes Miss."

Four official World Cup faces you can try at home.

Chi Kick

'Kill the ref.'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Raheem Sterling

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Go team!

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Tension filled the tent.

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

A man cheers

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Strive to win!

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

A prehistoric football match.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Extra Long-jump

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Carlo Ancelotti