Annual Sporting Event Gifts

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

Tension filled the tent.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Raheem Sterling

The best PE teacher in the World.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

A prehistoric football match.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Strive to win!

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Happy Champion

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Carlo Ancelotti

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'