Sports Event Anniversary Gifts

Pole vault award

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Raheem Sterling

Dating is so expensive...

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Regular service or affected?"

Things I love about Powell River...

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

A prehistoric football match.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

Strive to win!

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Happy Champion

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Carlo Ancelotti

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Zdeno Chara

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'