Sports Competition Anniversary Gifts

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Here we go again...'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

A prehistoric football match.

Happy Champion

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Zdeno Chara

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

High Jump

Stop with racism in sport!

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Is Hamburger Helper on the Olympics' banned substance list?'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

'Ref!!'

"You've still got it Joao."

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

'We're still crazy then ...'

'Frankly, medals are more trouble than they're worth. They bonk me in the head whenever I trot.'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Track runner running out of track

England footballers 'Playing Away'