Anniversary Of Major Sports Events Gifts

Paris clean up before Olympics

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Pete Sampras

Raheem Sterling

The Official Covid-19 Diet

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

A prehistoric football match.

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Authorization for the Use of Farce

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Zdeno Chara

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Putin sawing NATO

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Foreigner ready for the hunt

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

Stop with racism in sport!

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'Is Hamburger Helper on the Olympics' banned substance list?'

'Ref!!'