Sporting Anniversary Gifts

Imran Khan

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

A prehistoric football match.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Zdeno Chara

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"You've still got it Joao."

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

'Ref!!'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

'We're still crazy then ...'

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

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'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Paris clean up before Olympics

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"