Sporting Anniversary Gifts

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Muscles

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

A prehistoric football match.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

Zdeno Chara

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

"You've still got it Joao."

'We're still crazy then ...'

'Ref!!'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

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'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Paris clean up before Olympics

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

This abdominal training board you brought...what kind of instructions did it come with...