Sports Milestone Gifts

The Level Playing Field.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Sign my yearbook?"

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"We have an acronym!"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Robots In The Boardroom

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

Woman crying with happiness.

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Win - win

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Guess what? I won again.'

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'