Achieving Sports Milestone Gifts

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Pilot with champagne.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Guess what? I won again.'

Jumping Man

Gym. You lost a pound this week? It's only because I always leave here too tired to go looking for it!

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

A very fine vintage

Zdeno Chara

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

'Still doing the work of three people, huh?'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Swimming Champion.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'Ref!!'

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

Graduate of 2021

Stork doing weight training.

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

We are here!

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Even you forgot my anniversary. Rudy Park, 20 years. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Really. Did everyone forget? Everyone! Not a card, not an email, not a singing telegram, not an instant message or tweet in Rudy's honor. Nothing telling us that this fine feature has: 1. Made America a better place, 2. Led to the dissolution of hatred and vice, 3. Had similar positive effects on you as a high-fiber diet. Uncle Mort, please don't get all mushy. I hate when my sweet little nephew is hurting. Come here a

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"