Reaching A Milestone Gifts

'Congratulations, Irwin, you've finally earned your white belt.'

Pilot with champagne.

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

Jumping Man

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

'She said her first words today.'

A very fine vintage

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

Late Bloomers

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Proud mums.

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'He's feeling very proud of himself. He went to watchdog school and graduated 'Magna cum loudly.''

Proud Mum.

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Graduate of 2021

"Hal said he had big dreams...so he bought this bed."

Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whol

We are here!

Still crazy after all these years.

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'I am so proud son: It was such an amazing first coak-a-doodle-do!'

Even you forgot my anniversary. Rudy Park, 20 years. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Really. Did everyone forget? Everyone! Not a card, not an email, not a singing telegram, not an instant message or tweet in Rudy's honor. Nothing telling us that this fine feature has: 1. Made America a better place, 2. Led to the dissolution of hatred and vice, 3. Had similar positive effects on you as a high-fiber diet. Uncle Mort, please don't get all mushy. I hate when my sweet little nephew is hurting. Come here a

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"No sir, we do not have beer here."