Reaching A Milestone Age Gifts

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

'You're now at your peak, so it's all downhill from here.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"One year closer to college!"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Gary turns 40.

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

Church Basement Foodie

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

"Careful."

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Gentlemen, a toast to our 4th fishing trip this year. Perhaps, one day, we'll remember to bring poles, in addition to beer.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

Aging Problems

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Attic of hopes and dreams...

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

'I'm fighting ageing.'