Celebrating Milestones Gifts

"No, his 100th birthday party was last month. Now he's celebrating paying off his student loans."

'She was 50 years old and still didn't show her age...The same could not be said of her husband.'

"But you can't miss her second-grade first-semester graduation!"

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

Happy Golden Anniversary!

Graduate

"Morty just paid off his student loans."

A very fine vintage

60th Birthday

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Pearly King and Queen

Woman crying with happiness.

'Guess what? I won again.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

One!

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

High Five

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

Eagle parenting.

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

'She said her first words today.'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

Proud mums.

Late Bloomers

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Proud Mum.

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"