Gym Anniversary Gifts

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"How long have you lived in this gym?"

This abdominal training board you brought...what kind of instructions did it come with...

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Feeling the burn yet?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Muscles

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Powerful Love.

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Where Skim Milk comes from.