Golden Anniversary Celebrator Gifts

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Regular service or affected?"

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

Things I love about Powell River...

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

"I propose we build a panic room."

'She said her first words today.'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

Proud mums.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

The first birthday gift.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'