Golden Anniversary Celebrator Prints

On their 50th anniversary, Lee once again pops the question

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Dating is so expensive...

'I've stepped on so many people for the last 20 years to get where I'm at, and I'm still only a middle manager.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

"Regular service or affected?"

'This is our golden anniversary. Let's invest in gold.'

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

Things I love about Powell River...

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Employee lays in his 'OUT' box

'She said her first words today.'

"I propose we build a panic room."

"Accounts Dept, can I help you?"

Proud mums.

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

"We could agree to disagree but then I'd just be preoccupied with you being wrong."

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

"We're celebrating our 25th anniversary, so separate checks."

The first birthday gift.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"He had it commissioned just before he died."