Gym Membership Anniversary Gifts

Exercise bikes passing each other.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."