New Gym Membership Gifts

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

Ring for Service.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Back to school.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It's true: no more burpees."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Bench Press Accident

"OK, ready to go again?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"We're exclusively delts."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."