Joining A New Gym Gifts

Health Club: For Regular People

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'But what is the universe for?'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Back to school.

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We're exclusively delts."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Exercising

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."