Gym Membership Anniversary Pillows

Exercise bikes passing each other.

'So far, I've lost 90 dollars.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Exercise Bars

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."