Gym Memberships Pillows

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

You're stuck in a lousy health club membership, too?

'You don't have to worry about Rover not getting enough exercise, Edith. I signed him up at the health club.'

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"OK, ready to go again?"