Sports Events Gifts

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

Olympic rabbit ears

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Is Hamburger Helper on the Olympics' banned substance list?'

"We're in for one heck of a game, and while I don't usually make predictions, it looks like this one will come down to whoever scores more points."

Free drinks (If England win on penalties).

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

"Brett! Brett! The play..."

Beer opening ceremony.

Pull my finger.

United Pakistan cricket team.

Come on England

'Cup match or not, Sir, you'll just have to cancel this afternoon's game . . .'

'I washed mine in starch!'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Foul ball!!'

Stop with racism in sport!

'Those fireworks are nothing compared to the coach's after we lost the game!'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Hey, you!... Yeah, you! We need support! Let's hear some noise!'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'Watching the football.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

Athletes today strive to build their own brand. That receiver needs to catch that pass and have a catchphrase.

"If they want it so bad, maybe we should just give it to them."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'