Sports Events Mugs

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

Olympic rabbit ears

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

'Is Hamburger Helper on the Olympics' banned substance list?'

Free drinks (If England win on penalties).

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Beer opening ceremony.

United Pakistan cricket team.

Come on England

'Cup match or not, Sir, you'll just have to cancel this afternoon's game . . .'

'I washed mine in starch!'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'Foul ball!!'

Stop with racism in sport!

'Those fireworks are nothing compared to the coach's after we lost the game!'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Hey, you!... Yeah, you! We need support! Let's hear some noise!'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'Watching the football.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

'I warned them. I said, if you allow one fan to scatter the ashes of loved ones, it's just going to open the floodgates.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Don't bother to sit down - we're leaving early to avoid the crowd.'

England footballers 'Playing Away'

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

"If they want it so bad, maybe we should just give it to them."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.