First Sports Practice Pillows

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

Football Fans

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Four children playing the flute.

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

'Here we go again...'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Love at First Sight.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Future Wrestler

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Olympics create interest in curling.

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

'It's a Marimba!'

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

"Gus... you'll have to learn another chord."

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."