Starting Soccer Practice Pillows

Football Fans

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

Football

Kids playing football

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

Jumping in the deep end.

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

"School starts soon...."

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

First day of School: Before and After

"How did Megan's soccer game go? I've never seen such anger, violence, name calling, threats...those parents made me so mad!"

"My Y-variable obviously has a value inconsistent with the desired solution."

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

Lawn mower man on football table.

"Here's my homework, Miss Sanchez."