Starting Soccer Practice T-Shirts

Football Fans

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"Can you read the part about Job again?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

Football

Go Favre

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"Come on Lads! Let's move up the pitch!"

This scrimmage, I'll assess your individual talents. Coach. I'll be checking out each of you! Though that would have been easier

Kids playing football

Jumping in the deep end.

"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."

"School starts soon...."

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

First day of School: Before and After

"How did Megan's soccer game go? I've never seen such anger, violence, name calling, threats...those parents made me so mad!"

"My Y-variable obviously has a value inconsistent with the desired solution."

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

Lawn mower man on football table.