Sports Practice T-Shirts

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Football Fans

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

A man and his dog

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."