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'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

Baby Footballer

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"Your dad sure worries a lot."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"

Another Rugby Star is Born.

"I am standing up straight."

"Dad and son playing with rugby ball. Son runs up to ball and kicks it. Ball hits dad in nose - nose starts bleeding."

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."

It's nice they can all join in, isn't it? Yes! My kids wiping the floor with your kid!

'I just felt it kick again, Charlie - I think he's going to be a football superstar!'

Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

"Your little league coach traded you?"