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"As I said before, I can't hear a word you're saying."

Four children playing the flute.

Bribes for Jabs

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"I'm using a silencer!"

What?

Stun-gun target practice.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Pistols at dawn.

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"The men are excited about getting to shoot a lawyer."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

Officer, may I please keep the ammunition as a souvenir?

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

A group of hunters.

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"Your resume is impressive."

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

'Ralph,I don't think this a good time to change gun barrels.'

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

'Kicks a little.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

The Law of the Pistol - Wartime