Firearm Practice Prints

"As I said before, I can't hear a word you're saying."

Four children playing the flute.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"I'm using a silencer!"

Stun-gun target practice.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"The men are excited about getting to shoot a lawyer."

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

Pistols at dawn.

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

A group of hunters.

"Sorry, but until spring I need to improve my play from the rough."

"Your resume is impressive."

'Ralph,I don't think this a good time to change gun barrels.'

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

Officer, may I please keep the ammunition as a souvenir?

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

'Kicks a little.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

The Law of the Pistol - Wartime

"I stockpiled all my guns, just in case tyranny came to America. Well, it's here!"