Firearms Instructors Prints

Skeet Shooting Academy. congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats ...

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

Stun-gun target practice.

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

The Karate Master

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

'Kicks a little.'

Hold on

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

Before There Was Pepper Spray

A soldier fills a mortar with champagne

"Darn, men! How often must I repeat it!? Blow!! Never suck!"

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

Extreme camouflage

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

Obedience School. He won't follow the chain of command.

Military Intelligence

"Before we start, what is your blood group?"

Stun-gun target practice