Participating In Tryouts Pillows

Cheerleaders

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Jumping cheerleaders

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Scouts made this for me

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'I was headhunted.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"Always be prepared."

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

'Actually, I'd like to see my opponent do more mudslinging.'

The pole bolt

Bernie Sanders

Twig! You've been showering for hours. Tryouts for the musical are today. I have to look fabulous! Think of the environment! I've got it covered! Oh really? Really. I'm not showering for three days! He's my carbon offset.

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

"It doesn't matter if anyone heard you fall, I am sure we can get you a large cash settlement."

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

"Always be prepared."

Survey results

'Nice try, Matteson.'

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'