Participating In Tryouts Pillows

Cheerleaders

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Jumping cheerleaders

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Scouts made this for me

'I was headhunted.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"Always be prepared."

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

The pole bolt

'Actually, I'd like to see my opponent do more mudslinging.'

'You see, I would make a great goalkeeper...'

Bernie Sanders

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

"Brilliant Angela, that will get them out to vote."

"You participated the hell out of that tournament."

"It doesn't matter if anyone heard you fall, I am sure we can get you a large cash settlement."

"Always be prepared."

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

Survey results

'Nice try, Matteson.'

Man Wins Second Prize in a Knobbly-Knees Competition.

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'