Senior Citizen Camaraderie Prints

'I still have all my own teeth.'

Church Basement Foodie

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"He may have a royal flush. He may have a pair of twos. It's impossible to tell since he had Botox."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

"You look amazing Dad. Has Mrs Arnold been ironing your face again?"

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

"You've lost a little weight since your last physical, but you're also two inches shorter."

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'

"We're going down to the skate park to annoy the kids, are you in?"

The day Young MacDonald officially Became Old MacDonald

"Thank goodness - he's been trying to solve that Rubik's cube thing for over 30 years!"

"I you want to know the age of my nan, just count the rings."

"No, accepting the popcorn doesn't obligate you in any way."

'Look, here comes our 'meals on wheels'.'

Can we have our ball back please?

'The worst thing about getting old is having to your childrens' advice.'