Senior Citizen Support Prints

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Church Basement Foodie

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'Relax - we're retired, we don't have any teeth.'

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'He's our new Geriatric specialist!'

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'

When Animals Grow Old...

"The best part of my days are photobombing at the retirement homes."

"If I were you I'd talk to him again later after he's had his nap."

"The secret to longevity is good genes, good diet, a good lawyer and witnesses with weak eyesight and poor memories."